scurrilizzie:

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

like on the daily

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

thelastmellophone:

Guys, this is actually REALLY IMPORTANT. If you do ever end up in a situation where you’re in the hospital or being treated by a medical professional, PLEASE let them know about anything in your system. Sometimes, not telling them what’s happened could cause complications that can be detrimental to your health, like some drugs CANNOT be mixed with some medications. I don’t know how accurate this statement is, but I heard someone tell me that they cannot necessary report any drug abuse to the authorities. Regardless, it is SO IMPORTANT that you let medics know if there’s any drugs in your system, because if not, your safety could be in danger.

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T